Okay.
So this is the fourth day in a row that I've had a dream where, in which, I have a girlfriend.
I fucking understand that my subconscious wants me to get one, alright.
It's not like I can just fucking go out willy-nilly and pick up the perfect girl on the side of the road.
I can pick up some random girl, but then I'd have to pay her and I could get a disease.. So I'ma-void that.
But I'm getting pissed at my subconscious for pounding this shit in my face every fucking night.
I've been doing what I can to get girls.
I've been looking/smelling good.
But I guess the big thing is actually going up and talking with them..
Which I am not good at, in the slightest.
Last time I got a girl we were introduced. Then we hit it off..
But I was never one of those dudes who just went up to some random girl he thought was hot and was like "Hey bitch, I've got a big penis."
I was never that guy.
Because not only do I respect women enough to not call them bitches, ever. I also don't mention the size of my penis..
I just let them find out for themselves how massive it is.
Because that's the way I think it should go.

I don't know..
I'm just getting more and more pissed that I haven't had a girl.
Especially since it's been over a year since my last girl.
-And now she's getting married, which is awesome.-

Anywhays..
It's shitty being single when you're a girlfriend guy.