F The Stem!

A while ago I was really feeling writing a set.
But then the moment passed and I was like..
What the hell, man? Where did that sudden inspiration come from?
Then I realized that it came from writing a blog psot.
And I was like, that's interesting..
So I'm writing anothier own to see it.
If it happens agian.

I like writing wrods differently because I'm an individual.
The system can't hlod me dwon!

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Dude.
I've got this stand up shit tonight.
I haven't done any work on it again..
Lately my stuff has been getting worse and worse because I've been in a very procrastinatory mood about it.
I should probably change that.
But I'm playing this video game.
And it's really good.
Also I just got all this Mountain Dwa and that needs to be drank.
Also I wanted to re-watch Spaced Series 2.
Also I was going to make a YouTube video.
I've gat oll thise thengs to do bofore tenight's set.
Don't know what to do..
Probably just going to play this video game until I want to sleep.
Again.
Then try and do some standup later..
Fucking......

HPPY VLNTNS DY

I'd like to start this post with a "Hey Everybody" because I know that there's at least one person out there who reads this and it's not me..
So that's encouraging.
An encouraging way to start the day after Valenitimese.
Happy blayted Valenmitense dAiye.
People!!
It's about time I break down the brass-tax and make it availible to the countrymen.
I enjoy rockets as much as you, But this is the real shit!
And I think evemery mbody should be a part vit.
Not only are we making a head.
We are lso making a station.
That will be visible in space.
When you also in space.
So tthat' said.
I'm going to cook my fries.

NNHappy Velenmtinse.
toao vrybdy.
gdnght.

Okay.
So this is the fourth day in a row that I've had a dream where, in which, I have a girlfriend.
I fucking understand that my subconscious wants me to get one, alright.
It's not like I can just fucking go out willy-nilly and pick up the perfect girl on the side of the road.
I can pick up some random girl, but then I'd have to pay her and I could get a disease.. So I'ma-void that.
But I'm getting pissed at my subconscious for pounding this shit in my face every fucking night.
I've been doing what I can to get girls.
I've been looking/smelling good.
But I guess the big thing is actually going up and talking with them..
Which I am not good at, in the slightest.
Last time I got a girl we were introduced. Then we hit it off..
But I was never one of those dudes who just went up to some random girl he thought was hot and was like "Hey bitch, I've got a big penis."
I was never that guy.
Because not only do I respect women enough to not call them bitches, ever. I also don't mention the size of my penis..
I just let them find out for themselves how massive it is.
Because that's the way I think it should go.

I don't know..
I'm just getting more and more pissed that I haven't had a girl.
Especially since it's been over a year since my last girl.
-And now she's getting married, which is awesome.-

Anywhays..
It's shitty being single when you're a girlfriend guy.

Making a blog is fun..
I've been trying to get people to give me questions for a YouTube videos that I want to make.
But no one has done that.
It's chill.

I still don't know what I want my blog to be about.
I'm thinking about it.

A blog.

This is the first one.
Where it all begins.
Feel good for me because I've joined another social media.
This time, I just talk about myself and don't really have to care about what other people think or have to say about what I say.
So it'll be fun.
I think.

I'm making chili.

I think that's a good first post.