Same of Arbitration

Hello today.
I would like to take a moment to say that I am currently in a long term.
And that's a good thing to do.

A lot of people come up to me and ask ,
"How many do you have?"
And I'm like,
"About twenty."
And then we slap five and call it a day.

If it were up to you, would you give a dog a bone?
Or would you withhold,
teasing, and toying with the canine,
as it actively attempt to chew and gnaw at said bone?
-Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should.
-Because most of the time it is cruel.
-And chicks don't dig cruel dudes..
--Except for Eva B.
-- That lady had some daddy issues to be sure..

For the most part,
I particulate the manifestation of conservation
in this conversation.
In particular, the ratification of the ObamaNation.
-I do raps sometimes.
-Because I have a friend.

What if you could copy everything you ever wanted?
Would it be worth the time?
And why do you always need two?

a long mellow

Hwhy hallow, ladies unt Jen Tallman.
Today's issue of my blog is created by me and would be most delicious if eaten under an apple tree.
Such as sir Apple-Seed did in 1842.

Many of my compatriots have fallen in the wake during the past millennia and that is saddening.
But never tear up your satchels..
Because you never know when you may need to put a thing in a thing.
And purses are always fancy, as many woe-men can say to you after you ask them about them.
Trst my.. I ask many questioness.
It's the truthe.

Today I would like to talk to you about your tooth pastes.
Mine is a mixture of salt water and vines.
But yours may be different, according to your taste buds.
If you like to follow the pack, you can do that.
But I challenge you to not do that.
If you accept my challenge, then do as follows.

Make a list of things to do.
And make sure that one of the things.
Such as the starting thing, on the list.
Is about the polarization of the arctic tundra.
Make a loud noise on top of an ice-shelf and see if you can survive the fall.

In closing.
Respect that of which you don't understand.
That is all..

A little bit o' manliness up on thass..

Halloween was a while ago and I was thinking to myself..
" what should I wear for makeup"
So I went to my Trove and thought up a thing that would make me the prettiest lady in ball.
And I have to say, that after a while a lot of people started paying attention to me.
Witch, as we all know, it the reason anyone does anything.
SO, After a time I thought to myself,
" maybe I should dance on the floor until my booty shakes no more"
So I began to dance all up in the house until a lady shouted at me for making a scene.
She, of course, was jealous of my hands and then proceeded to shake her fist at me for the entire evening.
I was like
" layeddy.. Stop being so insecure about your forceps and groove on my face."
Which, of course, she was all about too.
I thought,
" maybe I should make her eat some ice cream while this is happening.."
Because we all know what ice cream makes us do.
And if she had some at the moment we made extravagant whoopie, it would make me feel improntrant.
That's why I say we should always make cream-cakes.
Not those false advertisments..

There's a Girl

I just cannot stop thinking about this girl.
It's been two nights since I've seen her and yet her image still does not wander far from my mind.
She is beautiful.
I see her looking up at me and I see her laughing.
It didn't seem to matter what I said that night, she just kept laughing even though it wasn't a good joke.
But her laugh wasn't fake.
It was truthful, honest, sincere.
I remember there was a moment when our eyes met and the room seemed to fall silent.
As if time and space wished to live in that moment as I did.
Looking back, it seemed like we stared at each other for hours.
Though, in reality, only seconds had passed.
The world came crashing back.
And little after that, she was gone.
I don't know her name.
I don't know her number.
I don't even know her voice.
I can only hope that she will come back some day.
Or that we will have a random encounter in this maelstrom.
I hope that I will see her again.

F The Stem!

A while ago I was really feeling writing a set.
But then the moment passed and I was like..
What the hell, man? Where did that sudden inspiration come from?
Then I realized that it came from writing a blog psot.
And I was like, that's interesting..
So I'm writing anothier own to see it.
If it happens agian.

I like writing wrods differently because I'm an individual.
The system can't hlod me dwon!

Post Tit Le

Dude.
I've got this stand up shit tonight.
I haven't done any work on it again..
Lately my stuff has been getting worse and worse because I've been in a very procrastinatory mood about it.
I should probably change that.
But I'm playing this video game.
And it's really good.
Also I just got all this Mountain Dwa and that needs to be drank.
Also I wanted to re-watch Spaced Series 2.
Also I was going to make a YouTube video.
I've gat oll thise thengs to do bofore tenight's set.
Don't know what to do..
Probably just going to play this video game until I want to sleep.
Again.
Then try and do some standup later..
Fucking......

HPPY VLNTNS DY

I'd like to start this post with a "Hey Everybody" because I know that there's at least one person out there who reads this and it's not me..
So that's encouraging.
An encouraging way to start the day after Valenitimese.
Happy blayted Valenmitense dAiye.
People!!
It's about time I break down the brass-tax and make it availible to the countrymen.
I enjoy rockets as much as you, But this is the real shit!
And I think evemery mbody should be a part vit.
Not only are we making a head.
We are lso making a station.
That will be visible in space.
When you also in space.
So tthat' said.
I'm going to cook my fries.

NNHappy Velenmtinse.
toao vrybdy.
gdnght.